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Tuesday: Saw the cockroach again today...Note to self: Find a really tiny pair of handcuffs...
It's another fun day on the Kinky Sex with Bugs blog.

Okay, wait, yeah, there's more to the story. Someone's started a web site where people talk about disturbing search requests their blog has gotten. In apparent commemoration of an unforgettable referral, they dubbed it the Kinky Sex with Bugs blog.

But what's interesting is that my own blog -- the one you're reading now -- is Google's #2 match for the phrase "Kinky Sex with Bugs + blog".

Destiny-land
... relaxer" in Japan but then was re-purposed by kinky US sex ... Bugs Bunny cartoon, except instead of Elmer Fudd, Bugs is ... Today's sponsor for this blog is...
Conflating, of course, the blurbs about the kinky Hello Kitty vibrator, the Bugs Bunny Memorial Day cartoons, and the text of my ad for Blogsnob.

Remember, folks, I call this process "Goog-enheiming."



8/04/2002


On Independence Day, I posted the lyrics to an appropriate Aimee Mann song.
Today's the Fourth of July.
Another June has gone by...
Today my referral log showed someone found my site just by searching on that phrase -- "Another June has gone by." Searching Google myself, I discovered I was part of an ad hoc community: all the other bloggers who'd had the same idea of quoting Aimee Mann's song on July 4!

But how many of them have gotten hits from web-surfers searching for Older Naked People?



8/04/2002


"Why, we had a show on handcuffs two weeks ago, and they wouldn't run it.
Dr. Susan Block, cable sex eduator, gets the last laugh on Adelphia executives who, last week, were arrested and led off in handcuffs.



8/04/2002


I tried to access AOL.com using Netscape 6.0 -- and it displayed a plain-text page accusing me of using a "low-end browser!"

Turns out it was because I was running WebWasher software in the background, which blocks ads and ad-sized images. I guess in AOL's world-view, if you're not looking at ads, you're technologically incompatible.



8/04/2002


He drifted from job to job -- railroad fireman, steamboat ferry-man, tire salesman and service station operator. In 1952, at the age of 62, he offered to cook his special chicken dinner for a restauranteur in Utah.

50 years later, Colonel Sanders' Kentucky Fried Chicken is bringing in $10 billion a year.

It's owned by the giant multi-national corporation Pepsi. Which also owns Taco Bell and Pizza Hut...



8/04/2002


What do the following movies have in common?
  • Lord of the Rings
  • Harry Potter
  • Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
  • Minority Report
  • Austin Powers: GoldMember
  • Scooby Doo
Answer:

I haven't seen any of them.



8/04/2002