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Saturday

Here's a story that's basically about: the corpse of Elvis. Moments before it was displayed for fans, Elvis's hairdresser realized the King's (dead) head of hair was prematurely white. So he trekked to the Memphis mortuary to dye it (unnaturally) black...

Unfortunately, he'd forgotten his hair dye.

So he took a left-over bottle of mascara, watered it down to the right consistency, and then slathered it over Elvis's (dead) head of hair. Moments later, the black-haired body was shoved out for the fans, one last time...



8/17/2002