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"By the time I'm through with this whole thing," Arnold Schwarzenegger told voters in October, "I will not be known as the Terminator. I will be known as...

"The Collectinator."

"That's so embarrasing," complained one Santa Barbara resident. "Now I have to move to a different state."

Oh, and by the way, under his plan, California would lose $850 million in federal matching funds for MediCal, Healthy Families, CalWorks, and food stamps.