It's "the most erotic movie ever made." At least, according to the
art-house film reviewer in the ad from the local alternative newsweekly...
The movie doesn't open here until next Friday -- but with quotes like that,
you may as well try creating a buzz. In fact, the ad featured nothing
but that quote -- plus a pointer to the film's URL.
And at that URL, there's nothing but a one-minute clip -- in which
the film's female star
dances a strip tease.
She sings with the music for a man sitting across the room -- "I've got what you want" --
and there's a brief shot of full-frontal nudity. But that's all we know.
The page is "StripGirl.htm", with the title "girl striptease." Oh, and to be fair, on the first
page of the web site you can also select a version of the page for
female viewers. (It features the male performing a strip tease -- though it's 30 seconds shorter, and doesn't include full-frontal nudity.)
I was curious -- what the movie was about -- so I did some research.
The acclaimed Spanish film is apparently being distributed in the U.S. without a rating -- defying the
American film boards. And a reviewer for the L.A. Times
called it "one very steamy, very incoherent motion picture."
Someone found my site searching on the words "Download Multimedia Topless + Pokemon."
Sorry, no Pokemon. But maybe this is the next best thing...