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Sunday

  • There are aliens, and they'll invade earth in 2012.

  • There was a government conspiracy, collaborating with these aliens while secretly seeking to thwart them.

  • Those conspirators were wiped out. All that's left is a cell planning humanity's last stand with a secret government, protected by genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Having discovered that truth, Agent Mulder was despondent. Partner Sculley restored his faith and hopefulness, so that they could continue searching for a way to make a difference.

That's how The X-Files ended.



5/19/2002


If you're into that sort of thing, Julie Strain has her own web site, plus the inevitable Salon interview. ("I kept the dream alive by copy sex symbols," she gushes.)

Her site's slogan? "It's only art if it's well hung."



5/19/2002


"Are you a virgin?" Howard Hughes asked the 16-year-old.

"That's something you'll never know, Howard," young Mamie Van Doren answered.


I'm reading an autobiography of the 1950s B-movie bombshell. So far she's dated Rock Hudson, Jack Dempsey, and Al Capone's cousin.

But look! Fifty years later, and she's still doing erotica online! Her web site even includes a topless photo shoot with men's magazine favorite Julie Strain.



5/19/2002


Every year San Francisco ropes off the street so thousands of runners can race from the Embarcadero -- on its Bay side -- to the ocean.

But the Bay-to-Breakers race isn't nearly as interesting as the all-nude Bare-to-Breakers race.


I'll be racing too -- though fully clothed!



5/19/2002